Attention & Revenue.
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We build the systems, run the campaigns, and generate the revenue. Two growth operators. Real results.

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(01)Content & creative systems
(02)Paid acquisition & funnels
(03)Community & retention
(04)Scaling & growth operations
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Brands we've worked with

CRAFTD London·
Hills Eyewear·
Saint Asylum·
Founder OS·
Crvdae·
PHOLOH·
The AI Designer Academy·
CRAFTD London·
Hills Eyewear·
Saint Asylum·
Founder OS·
Crvdae·
PHOLOH·
The AI Designer Academy·
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Inside the operation

Growth operators working across UK & Texas

Who we are
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Ben & Abdul — 2026

Two people.
No BS.

We're not an agency with 30 staff and a Notion board nobody reads. We're two operators who've helped generate $10M+ in revenue and 170M+ views across some of the most competitive niches on the internet. When you work with us, you talk to us directly.

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What we do

Solutions
that drive
results.

We don't send reports. We get things built, running, and scaling. Growth operators — not marketers.

(01) Content & Creative Systems
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We build content engines that produce at volume — strategy, scripting, and distribution all included. Your brand stays visible and consistent without burning out.

Short-form videoTikTokInstagram ReelsScriptingYouTube
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(02) Paid Acquisition & Funnels
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Meta and platform-native ads that actually convert. Full funnel architecture from cold traffic to repeat purchase — built around your margins, not ours.

Meta AdsAd creativesFunnel designCROLanding pages
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(03) Community & Retention
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Paid communities, info products, and retention systems. We build the infrastructure that keeps customers paying month after month.

SkoolManyChatEmail sequencesAutomation
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(04) Lead Generation
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Outreach systems and lead generation built for real scale. We find the right people, get in front of them, and make the first impression count.

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(05) Scaling & Growth Operations
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We take what's working and push it further. Systems thinking, operational infrastructure, and relentless execution — the stuff that turns a brand into a proper business.

Offer scalingSystems buildingOps infrastructureGrowth strategy
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Clients

Brands we've
worked with.

Men's Jewellery
CRAFTD London

World's largest men's jewellery brand. 100+ countries, worn by Conor McGregor and Jay Alvarrez.

Eyewear
Hills Eyewear

Premium eyewear brand under Iman Gadzhi with a global audience and high-demand releases.

Custom Design
Saint Asylum

High-end designer. We generate clients for his commission-based work — turning exposure into booked orders.

Info Products
Founder OS

Matt Gray's creator education brand. Worked inside the operation — sales and growth.

Streetwear / DTC
Crvdae

DTC brand with a strong aesthetic identity. Content strategy and audience growth.

Fashion
PHOLOH

Emerging fashion label. Brand positioning, content, and community growth from the ground up.

Info Products
The AI Designer Academy

Izan's info product business. Fully ran the brand — scaled the offer, built the funnel, drove enrolments.

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This isn't everything.
We've worked with a lot of brands.
Open to new clients

Let's build
something real.

If you've got a brand worth growing, we want to hear about it. No decks, no jargon. Just a straight conversation.

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